Wednesday, October 10, 2007
WELCOME TO THE A&E DEPARTMENT!
Is this your first visit? Fret not, our department heads will give you their fullest attention(if they can)!
Whether you are here because you have a minor scratch or you have a headache, you will receive the best treatment!
First, we have the 'Best-In-The-World' gynecologist, let's call this talent A. A will deliver your child with NO pain at all!
BUT if you feel pain in any case, do not worry, we have a world class dancer E. E is ready to dance for you and distract you from the pain!
After treatment, you will receive a delicious and scrumptious meal! What's more, you will be able to choose from a MENU!
Presenting...
MEAL FOR NORMAL PEOPLE
MEAL FOR THE EGGTARTTTATIOUS
MEAL FOR THE BURGGGIEEEGG
MEAL FOR THE SUNNNIEEEGG
MEAL FOR THE OMELEEEETEEEGG
MEAL FOR THE KOREEANNNRICEEEGG
Now you believe that our 5-Star A&E department will serve you with lots and lots of LOVE and happiness! So come to our A&E department! :)
*Disclaimer
If at this point of time, you do believe that this A&E department exists, please go shoot yourself, slap your ass, and shake it as you do. Lastly, remember to say sorry to A&E. No department, but A&E! A&E are merely 2 letters, think so much for what. ;)
ncosquad
brought in the shine[: 7:20 pm
